man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
#i still love how arthur said that though#because he didn’t sound wholly mean#he was just like#you can’t address me like that silly kitten#you’ll get thrown in the dungeons again#don’t you see how only tiny you are?#cute little country boy with his cute little sass#*petpet*#and then of course#WHAT DID YOU CALL ME (via dragqueenmerlin)